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SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...

TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.

IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.

TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.14/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."

Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -

CHE GUEVARA - Dead Communists on T-Shirts. An Excellent Marketing Concept.

Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -

TAGS: crony capitalism
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:06 pm
..R.I.P. is right. Prophetic.

THE GREAT DEPRESSION - Capitalism failed. Looks like we haven't learned our lesson yet.

TAGS: capitalism is failure
Rating: 2.71/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 am
Capitalism didn't fail in 1929. It was sabotaged by those who illegally and surreptitiously set up the Federal Reserve and illegally created the Federal Income Tax, even though the 16th Amendment was never ratified!
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:16 am
They don't understand that the Federal Reserve is not capitalism, but as long as it fits their agenda...
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:30 pm
Actually, capitalism is the reason I still own a home for my family. Before you take something like the great depression out of context, perhaps you should have an open mind about current real world examples.

DONALD TRUMP - A grand example of good old American capitalism at its best. BTW, he started from scratch to get rich; he didn't inherit any of his wealth.

North Korea's Road To Serfdom -



LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???


TAGS: che guevara communist capitalism liberals
Rating: 4.6/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:54 pm
Capitalism didn't win. It defected to his side. That's why his merchandise is being sold.

TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY - To wait for the people far above you to piss all over you just so you can attain hydration.

Ask yourself -

TAGS: democrats perpitrating fake news
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 9:48 pm
Now I leave you again (in your latest incarnation) rambling to yourself like any other drunk homeless person I encounter on the street on my way home from work. I have a life to get back to you. With some luck, maybe someday you will get one.Ta-ta fascist
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 9:43 pm
But please keep explaining to US (since there is no "us" when it comes to you, a lonely troll with a new account) how you think everyone who disagrees with you, including Republicans like myself, must have supported a sellout nag like Shillary
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 9:39 pm
Kind of hard to give any type of credibility to your "alternative facts", given by some serial-failtroll who actually thinks this old coffin-dodger is trying to pass himself off as Ronald Reagan on a parody website.
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 9:34 pm
Said the serial-failtroll childishly pretending he's a "Bell P-39 Aircobra" fighter aircraft,hoping to lend his WEAK memes and failed credibility the STRENGTH his fake facts have all but sapped. P.S.A true military guru knows it's not spelled P39ACobra ;)
P39ACobra - January 29, 2017, 9:26 pm
Kind of hard to give any type of credibility to "facts" given by some dude claiming to be a dead president. But please keep explaining to us how Hillary Clinton will win in a landslide
P39ACobra - January 29, 2017, 9:11 pm
Said the guy who is a**uming the identity of a dead president.
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 7:13 pm
Well, after all the REAL facts I listed, hopefully you will understand if us hard working Americans don't have time to entertain the ramblings of a make-believe soldier turned fascist. So we'll ignore you along with the rest of the homeless nutters. Ta-ta
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 7:05 pm
Fact- after reviewing some of your garbage memes,it is clear you are the "irrelevant" serial troll who can't even manage to stay on this site long enough without lying about something or getting banned.You have no credibility,hence your "alternative"facts
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 7:00 pm
Fact- you're denial of that makes you a liar. Fact- the majority of us Americans didn't elect Trump. A plurality of radical sociopathic RINOS like you helped the Russians rig the system so Trump could cheat his way in.
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 6:58 pm
Fact- Trump attacked the merits of an American judge for his Latino heritage. A case Trump settled out of court like a coward, which is considered an omission of guilt. Fact- Trump is heard on ***e bragging about his right to as-sault women.
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 6:56 pm
Fact- Trump did indeed attack Obama over his place of birth. Fact- Trump grouped illegal Mexican immigrants under the label "rapists" and accused most of them of using drugs. He said only "some" of them are good people. That's the definition of racism
RonaldReagan - January 29, 2017, 6:54 pm
Did you really create a new account just to attack a regular member on our site?
P39ACobra - January 29, 2017, 6:42 pm
Americans don't look at other Americans as "opponents",BlackIsBeautiful. Democrats like YOU, do
P39ACobra - January 29, 2017, 6:39 pm
FACT: NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. But because brainwashed people like you believed that, AND TOLD EVERYONE THAT YOU BELIEVED THAT, is why Donald Trump is president.... FACT!
Getter1 - January 12, 2017, 7:43 pm
LOL...Wow...less than two minutes after this little poster gets approved and your automatic brainwashing goes into overdrive with the same tired, ineffective, Democrat Party lies that cost them the election
BlackIsBeautiful - January 12, 2017, 7:07 pm
And this fake news meme lying that the British agent was a Democrat operative (with no evidence to back up this claim) is more proof you are the one guilty of the very thing you accuse your opponents of. Cowardly, pathetic behavior. Again, fascism much?
BlackIsBeautiful - January 12, 2017, 7:04 pm
FACT: Trump called labeled most Mexicans as rapist junkies. FACT: Trump went around lying that Obama wasn't born in the US (coded racism). FACT: He made racist remarks about a latino judge. Yeah, Trump and his supporters are racist or enablers of racism

CAPITALISM - It only works if YOU do!

SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.

TAGS: socialism poverty capitalism freedom
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....

MEET JONATHAN LAVINE - The Heartless Bastard Behind Bain Capital Layoffs, And Major Obama Bundler


SOCIALISM=SLAVERY/TRICKLE-UP POVERTY - CAPITALISM=FREEDOM. Compared to its neighbors, North Korea (outlined for clarity) seems like a black hole. South Korea, which looked like the North within living memory, is now a sea of lights.

Socialism is Evil -

THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media

CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING - Mainly because neither are you.


SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."


TAGS: capitalism communism politics exploitation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 23, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thank you : )
Rudedog - January 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
Simple, great, insightful.

LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...

Loony Liberals -

CAPITALISM: - Their failure at it is proof it works.

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - A man who abhors capitalism, yet who makes millions as a capitalist, who hires non-union labor to make films (for more capitalist profit). Priceless


Atlas Scratched -

WALTER REED - You know what, it's true: government-run healthcare really does suck.

REPUBLICAN HYPOCRASY? - If you're so afraid of government power why would you rush to support the power of life and death?


MARGARET THATCHER - "Though I may die, the pox on your land called 'free market ecnomics' remains...."

TAGS: margaret thatcher capitalism economy money
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2013, 4:25 pm
Rust in Peace, Iron Lady.
PapaFox - April 16, 2013, 4:16 pm
Looks like she wasn't as universally liked as one might think. :-D

ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.

Donald Trump: Unfit For Command -

APPLE - American Products Pleasing Lazy Earthlings

THE NEW COLD WAR - The Spread of Communism was replaced by the spread of Capitalism. American socialists threaten to stifle economic growth while China thrives = dangerous.

THE FEDERAL RESERVE - Sorry Mr Obama but there is a bottom to this pit.


''PROPERTY IS THEFT !'' - If theft is wrong, should an individual's property by protected?... Moron.

DEMOCRACY - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill


RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.

PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.



TAGS: capitalism
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 15, 2012, 2:26 am
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
1000 lions

Explaining Things Simply -

Economics -

" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE A DOG HANDLER " - Obama Campaign Selling Dog Leashes That Say 'Barack's Best Friend'!

CAPIALISM: THR YANKESS OF ECONOMIC STRUCTURE - Socialism: the KC Royals of economic structure.

Digital Currency -

TAGS: money capitalism bitcoin economics internet
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 2:06 pm
didn't mt.gox already go under?
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:38 pm
Now now even after normal people stop exchanging Bit Coin you'll still be able to exchange them on MT.GOX for Magic cards, those can only go up in value right?

Cold War -

TAGS: cold war communism capitalism usa russia
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
I'm willing to grant that considering all that black gold was bought up by China of all places. But I can't think of any other rationale worth waging a war, especially when the Weapons of Mass Destruction weren't exactly accounted for.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:13 pm
Comment #71631
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
Petroleum, you have to be kidding. USGS estimates we have 2.3 trillion barrels in un***ped reserves.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:53 pm
Communism? Where did I say anything about communism?
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:52 pm
Geeze, that's a real tough one. Socialism: a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 6:23 pm
I'm not sure you're entirely familiar with what the definition of Socialism really is, never mind Communism. And there is nothing more in demand than rockets, bombs, and Petroleum, so a Capitalist affair it most certainly was and still is.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:44 pm
Neither of which has anything to do with the definition of socialism, but everything to do with stupidity.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:42 pm
greg abbot because he is in a wheel chair.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:41 pm
The war in Iraq was just a stupid move by the government and had nothing to do with capitalism. It's like slamming socialism because a socialist president allow the fed to pump so much money into finding out why les***** are fat or wendy davis attacking
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:33 pm
Took the outta my mouth. :P
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
Because as a libertarian my 2 favorite things are shooting off my mouth and making inaccurate a**umptions about people on the left.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
*destabilized Iraq
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
No, that's what I was saying, what I was saying is that War in Iraq is a great, big ol' Crisis-Capitalist scam, and as a Libertarian, why are you speaking for me? Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?!
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Did you not just a**ert that Capitalism creates more incentives to work? A destabilized certainly is a great incentive for work and profit, just as it was before. The term here is Crisis Capitalism, and so you know, this is all germane to your comment.
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
He's pointing out the futility of make work programs, and feels that most recent wars have been nothing more than make work programs. Although maybe I'm wrong I probably shouldn't speak for other people. But that's how I feel.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:37 pm
and that relates to my comment or your poster in what way?
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
Y'know, when you put it like that, it now makes a lot of sense why Iraq was invaded in the first place: it was job stimulus program.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:06 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
Communism (like socialism) takes away the incentive to work (no work, no sweat) resulting in dimished wealth for the state. Capitalism generates much more wealth for the state (via taxes) and individuals by increasing the incentive to work
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:11 am
Curlyrocks - October 19, 2014, 11:25 pm
In my opinion a good chunk of the fall of the USSR was because they blew there resources and military might trying to conquer and tame Afghanistan. Good thing we won't make that mistake.

MICHAEL MOORE - Crusades against capitalism (while getting rich from capitalism)

KING OF CRONY CAPITALISM - Warren, a Democrat, wages war for Obama and BIG DEBT and Big Spending

DARWINISM - The reason why I'm living a fairly prosperous life with an excellent credit rating while OWS cries in parks

ATTENTION OWS: - 12.5% of the planets have 71% of the mass: Go occupy Jupiter!


DON'T BE SCARED OF FREE MARKETS - "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw

Only Liberals -

TAGS: abortion capitalpunishment liberalism hypocrisy deathpenalty
Rating: 4.5/5

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yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 8:04 am
They believe killing the innocent is a human right but the right to life is not.
yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 7:57 am
They demand the right to kill the innocent.
Curlyrocks - October 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
They don't want to kill the innocent, they'll just look the other way while some one else does it, like drone strikes.

OLDEST FORM OF CAPITALISM - Rape is the oldest form of Socialism

Capitali$t Healthcare -

CAPITALISM = FREEDOM - Socialism = slavery. Didn't work too well for the Soviet Union.

Why Wal-Mart Can't Pay Emlpoyees $15/Hour -

ROLLING BROWN OUTS - Coming soon to Vermont, followed by healthy increases in electric bills.

CIVILIZATION - Just one great big ol' pyramid scheme.

TAGS: money debt capitalism plutocracy society
Rating: 3.83/5

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deerbag2 - April 2, 2013, 10:36 am
good one

UNION PROTESTS IN WISCONSIN - The union workers obviously don't like the passed legislation, and most Americans had and have the same view on Obamacare. However... most Americans didn't literally storm DC in retaliation.

HEALTH INSURANCE - Doctors would rather you have a heart attack because that's the only way they can reap your full benefits.

Blue Gold -

PATENT MEDICINES - The same problem that lead to the establishment of the FDA is back again, and the FDA isn't helping it!

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe Capitalism causes poverty.

THOMAS SOWELL - Expressing his disdain for Wall Street and the billionaire class

TAGS: conservative thomas sowell capitalism economy
Rating: 3.57/5

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Cannabal - April 7, 2013, 1:54 pm
"Behind every major fortune is a great theft."
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:12 pm
yeah, taking from the poor to give to the rich does work far better for countries. What kind of country could have a good economy with well spread out and flowing wealth, its crazy, it needs to be stockpiled by just a couple people to work.
JGalt - April 5, 2013, 11:29 pm
How many times do we have to say that you don't create wealth by stealing from the rich? Look at all the countries that became poor in the name of redistribution- motivation of workers drops, productivity fails, society deteriorates
PapaFox - April 5, 2013, 6:52 pm
Too right!

TOTUS 2.0 - Still Epic Failure

CLASS WARFARE - The owner of this receipt pays only 15% of his income in taxes.

CAPITALISM - At some point, you run out of other people's money.

TAGS: capitalism economy money wall street
Rating: 3.29/5

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Cannabal - January 22, 2013, 3:18 am
It certainly is not. Now, if only everybody else knew that.
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Capitalism is not corporatism.

NEW WORLD ORDER?!? - You fools will believe anything!

TAGS: nwo pity the fools
Rating: 3.22/5

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PapaFox - January 16, 2013, 10:17 am
Never watched the show. But "Pity the fool" is appropriate to the subject.
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 11:27 pm
JEEZ!!! PF!!! C'mon!!! Your poster boy for anti-assault rifles is a founding member of the A-TEAM??? Have you lost your mind??
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 11:22 pm
psstttt...hey PF!!! Your poster boy was a founding member of the A-TEAM!Assault weapons and explosives...that kind of thing... shhhhh.... wouldn't want to expose yourself as a typical left wing liberal hypocrite, right?
PapaFox - January 15, 2013, 5:11 pm
Nah, the NWO is the thing that the Paranoia Squad needs a**ault rifles to protect themselves from.
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 4:56 pm
New World Order??? Wasn't that something the Democrats came up with when George Bush took office? I guess it's only a new world order when a Republican is president.
Rudedog - January 15, 2013, 10:59 am
Obama's lies and empty rhetoric, you keep believing.

UNIONS - My children don't have to work in factories now. Thanks a lot freedom haters.

TAGS: unions capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.17/5

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deerbag2 - October 7, 2012, 1:18 pm
How old are you? Didn't that stop back in the 1920's? Now-a-days they Asian kids, thanks to Unions. (made in China)

CAPITALISM - Capitalizing on the moment to make money.

ROBBER BARONS - Today, they are called "job creators."

ARISTOCRACY - Exaltation of the rich, of the wealthy, of the nobility or royaly, is not a mark of a free society.

DOW JONES IS UP - Yep, Obama is destroying America piece by piece, bit by bit.

SILLY UNIONS - Don't you know only people at the top can look out for their self interests.

Capitalist Pigs -

TAGS: capitalism animal farm industrialism marxism
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:48 am
Good book, especially for the Cold War period.

ADAM SMITH - Damned Socialist!

You can't win -

FIAT CURRENCY - "All money is a matter of belief." ~Adam Smith


MIDDLE CLASS - Because some people are just too dumb and lazy to be billionaires.

REINSTALL V2.5 - Everything needs to be updated.

Gold Coins -

TAGS: economy capitalism gold dollar commerce
Rating: 2.6/5

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Renza - April 30, 2013, 8:03 am
0.o touche good sir... touche
Cannabal - April 29, 2013, 8:11 pm
Solid matter is just a theory!
PapaFox - April 29, 2013, 5:53 pm
Renza - April 29, 2013, 5:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyE6N4JQt0 - family guy addresses this question
Curlyrocks - April 29, 2013, 1:16 pm
Go swimming in them?

THOMAS PAINE - Founding Father, Revolutionary hero and progressive with redistributive ideals. Key fact: He was not involved in drafting the US Constitution.

COMMUNISM - You can just tell how socialist the U.S. government was.


TAGS: selfdeportation selfdisqualification flippity floppity d oh
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2012, 6:21 pm

WTFO only comes around in the evenings, I've known him for a long time and I can a**ure you that he will make the poster and he will still be an active member of the site. Can't you guys take the high road long enough to give him a chance?
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 5:43 pm
@Cranky... Unfortunately, it sounds like our little wanker WTFO has run off with his tail between his legs. I don't imagine we will see this coward any time soon. He has banished himself, it would seem, out of embarrassment and anger.lol
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:32 pm
@WTFO, I'll just keep commenting on this poster every day until you fulfil your debt of honor. No rush though, just don't want you forgetting is all. =)
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:31 am
At your leisure, sir.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
@WTFO: Since you're buying the winners a round, I'd like a Guiness, mate.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 8:03 pm
Getting nervous yet WTFO?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 9:59 pm
Sure. Any time before inauguration day, it is.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 9:56 pm
That's more than ample time to complete it considering we'll know the winner early Nov. Let's go with that. I'm sure neither of us will take that long, though.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 6:00 pm
WTFO, do you want to set a date for when the poster is due? I'm thinking that because we're only betting the one poster, maybe inauguration day would be as good a day as any? I'm flexible though, any thoughts/preferences?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Fine then. Good luck.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Nothing disingenuous on my part. A bet is a bet and I normally wish the other luck. How you received it is your problem. If you felt that was an insult to your intelligence, then it's on you, not me. I didn't send it that way.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 12:55 pm
I won't need it. I'd wish you luck as well, but it would probably appear just as disingenuous as it did, when you said it to me, just then. There's no need to insult everyone's intelligence a second time, right?
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 3:02 am
Good luck.
crankyhead - October 7, 2012, 10:48 pm
Sure. I can do that bet. You're on.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:23 pm
As for the wager. I don't think it needs to be complicated. I think 1 poster from the loser would do. How about a good pic of the winning candidate w/ title "PRESIDENT X" and language "The winner of 2012 election. Cranky or WTFO was right, I was wrong"?
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:18 pm
done serving my country, I'll rejoin the workforce and use my skills/expertise to get a job. Maybe then, I'll have more time to waste on the net.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:17 pm
Wow. For someone who "runs a business" you sure have a lot of time to surf the net on motifake and politifake. Must be nice to "work from home". Also, I don't "work", I serve. There is a big difference but I wouldn't expect you to understand. When I'm
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Name the 27 lies. You really need to start understanding that just because you don't like things/or that they disagree with your dogma doesn't mean they are lies. It is a weak ego defense you use, my friend.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
The only people who think that Romney won that debate, are the people who weren't bothered at all by the fact that Romney went on television, and told 27 lies in 45 minutes.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:02 pm
...this sound like a reasonable wager to you? Any other caveats you'd like to add?
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:01 pm
...inauguration day? The election is what, Nov 6th? And inauguration day is what the second week of January, or something like that? So that'll give the loser of the bet, something like 8 weeks to make 5 posters they don't want to. Does...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
the posters being submitted, have to be approved by the other person first. So if you win, whatever Romney poster(s?) I make, have to get the ok from you first, and vice versa. We'll also give a deadline to complete them, say...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
As far as the wager, how about something like this: Obama wins the election, you owe politifake at least one, maybe up to five, pro-Obama posters. If Romney wins, I owe the same number of pro-Romney posters. You pick the number. One caveat though...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:55 pm
For the record WTFO, I run a business. I'm a land owner, and a tax payer. I have employees. By definition, I'm a 'job-creator'. Unlike you, I don't work for a paycheck, I sign them. So you can take your a**umptions elsewhere.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:43 am
Unless of course you want to back out after seeing the President get his tail handed to him by all the facts and his failed record in the debate. I'll understand if you've lost your nerve on this proposed wager.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:41 am
tends to be a low priority for me. That said, what kind of wager involves a poster? I may be interested.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:40 am
As I've told you in the past, I'm not like you. I have a life that doesn't revolve around milking govt entitlements while surfing the internet in Mommy's basement. I serve my nation, go to school and have a great family. So responding to your ignorance...
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 5:25 pm
No huh? That's cool, I don't blame you.
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:28 pm
...willing to wager a poster or two on the outcome. Are you the gambling type WTFO?
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:27 pm
The likelihood of the outcome of the election, still residing in the land of 'I guess we'll have to wait and see', is nil. The only hope iro(m)n(e)y has, is if someone decides to steal it for him. If you'd like to make it interesting though, I'd be...
WTFO - October 2, 2012, 12:52 am
I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens in Nov. Good luck, your broken ideology will need it.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:38 am
...liberalism as an ideology is in trouble, I got news for you. There's an election in November, and frankly, conservatism isn't doing too well in the polls, if you know what I mean.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:36 am
Envy of others success? Conspiracy theories? What in tarnation are you prattling on about now? You know what else is fun to watch? The death throes of proper spelling and grammar in the language a person was raised with. If you really think that...
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:36 am
You truly can't propose a logical argument (at least you're not a ignorant tool though). Go ahead and stick to your envy of others' success and your conspiracy theories. I'll stick to facts and evidence. The death throws of liberalism are fun to watch.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:34 am
I understand your positions completely. You are a blind hater and a troll on this site. You are really sticking to a tax conspiracy with no proof and attack birthers at the same time. HAHAHAHA. "a lot can change in 4 yrs". Experience? By voting present?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:06 am
As for the Obama quote, he said that in 2004. A lot can change in 4 years. You can gain a lot of experience in 4 years. Heck, some people get whole degrees in 4 years. BTW, the only weakness between us, is your inability to understand my positions.
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:02 am
What Im curious about is what he is hiding? He's clearly hiding something. There is no reason to eat this much bad press for something he could've done away with months ago. The hidden ***e shows his character is that of hiding things. Hmm, must be bad
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
...isn't fit to run a struggling economy.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
the answer to that in a 2009 return? Or possibly a 2008 return? Perhaps he's owing back taxes? Who knows? All we do know is that he's not going to tell us. Again, a guy who can't do his own taxes, or who's going to lie about how he does his taxes...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
Well, what better way for him to avoid the coming storm, than to release two years worth of returns, one's showing that he paid too much? How kind of him, right? You suppose there's a reason he paid too much in 2011? You suppose maybe you'd find...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:58 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:57 am
That must have hurt? Laughable. It's public knowledge. Asking me that question was like asking me if water is wet, or if a dog's breath smells like dog food. Give me a break.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:48 am
You have also completely ignored Obama's quote that he would be too inexperienced to run for POTUS in 08 (he was right). So congrats on getting 33% of the way there. But your distractions, dodges and downplaying still show weakness in your positions. v/r
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:46 am
On the 2nd question, you dodged. What proof do you have that he "edited" them? Looks like you're pulling the same BS tactic you attack others when they claim Obama "edited" his birth cert. I guess that makes you a "taxer" vs "birther". Equally as dumb.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:41 am
Well, this might count as progress, crank. You did admit he donated to charity. That must have hurt, because you immediately tried to downplay it as a rqmt of his faith. Fact is, the Mormon faith requires a 10% thithe. He dontaed 3x as much.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:18 am
...struggling and trying to recover. If the answer is B, then being willing to lie to the public about the nature of the way you run your business, should disqualify you from being in office. The gaffe, I can live with.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:16 am
If the real answer to the reason he re did his taxes is A, then that should disqualify him. A man who can't even do his own taxes, or doesn't know that he overpaid his taxes, does not possess the wherewithal to lead an economy, especially one that is...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:14 am
Now it's my opinion, that Romney's gaffe, isn't really worth disqualifying him from office. Even if those are the words he used. He's a human being, right? Stuff happens. What does concern me however is this:
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:13 am
For example... You read Ann Coulter's book yet?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
So that leaves us trying to determine one of two possible conclusions. Either A) Romney has no idea how to file his own taxes. or B) Romney is not above doing a little "creative accounting", as long as John Q. Public doesn't know about it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
Keep moving the Goal Posts... Another great lib trick
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:10 am
...in order to appease the public, he's released two years worth. But he edited them, before he released them, so as not to be embarrassed by his obvious gaffe. He can still change them back, if he doesn't win the election, but that's another story.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:08 am
...and was confident that his statement wasn't applying to him. After all, he's running for office, right? But then people wanted to see his taxes. To 'vet' him, because of this. Romney refused originally, to show any of his returns. Now...
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:06 am
I thought bababababa bamster was a christian too
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:05 am
...people who paid more taxes than were legally required, weren't fit to be presidential. Sure he said it off the cuff, but he said it nonetheless. At the time, I'm sure he thought in his own mind, that he hadn't paid more than he was supposed to...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:04 am
WTFO: Yes, Romney donated money to charity. Charity is also mandated by his faith. The mormons call it tithing, but whatever, it's charity. This is public knowledge. The thing about Romney is, he made a statement about how he didn't think that...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:02 am
TRANSLATION (WTFO): Whiny temper tantrum.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:56 pm
Second thought, no I don't pity you. That would imply that I care and there's no reason to care of a liberal hater. It just fuels their victimhood. As arnnatz points out, my description of you isn't seen just by me. It's obvious to anyone who's honest.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:54 pm
What's the matter? Can't handle it when people point out the truth about your hate/lies? I'm sure you want arnnatz to ignore you because he keeps proving you wrong. BTW, you still never answered the questions. You just cried. I pity you.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yes DB. Most of my posters, that use direct quotes, in context, typically send a few of the regulars here into giant hissy fits. Especially if I can wiggle a little irony and humor in there as well.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 4:58 pm
Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
deerbag2 - September 24, 2012, 3:31 pm
Looks like this Politifake hit a nerve.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 3:30 pm
or someone who changes their avatar to the name of the person they are mad at because they lost an argument .Talk about PWN'D.LOL.Did you lose a bet? Doh! I would never put YOUR name on my avatar. That'd be like putting "loser"on my name, wait..Romney,Doh
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:41 am
wow! Cranky finally admits all the stuff that has been evident about him all along!
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:40 am
nice to see you finally admitting it
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
or one that begins with "BWAK BWAK"
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
a perfect example of a 12 year old troll is "TRANSLATION: " followed by an ignorant statement
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 8:04 am
14 year old... I think he's talking to your sock puppy RT..
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:37 am
5 minutes in, and I'm a '12 year old'. Keep in mind, this is without any retorts from me. This is just you, logging on to the internet, spewing your hate at me, because somehow according to you, I'm the 'hater'. Get a grip WTFO.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:36 am
4 minutes in and you're claiming that it's me, who is unable to be honest, and respectful. From now on, kindly blow the smoke up your own @$$, ok?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:34 am
3 minutes in and I 'have not integrity', whatever that means. At least you're consistent in your inability to not insult people.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:33 am
2 minutes in and I'm a 'liar' and 'delusional'. Repeat yourself much?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:32 am
1 minute in, and I'm 'childish'.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:27 am
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:26 am
I hate to be the buzz kill for your stupod posters... He's not seeking a postion above his pay grade.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:46 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't get angry with me for keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.It's scary being a bully when others stand up to me! :-(
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't angry with me keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:38 am
Oh,WTFO, no one is buying it. Cranky has pretty good rep on this site unlike you. The truth is that you sentenced yourself to a self-imposed exile because you lost an argument and lost your temper. No one is buying into your BS, most of all, you.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:36 am
Thanks for playing. You and the 12-yr olds can go back to spamming honest users and stroking each others' egos.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:35 am
I do like a good discussion, but that takes honesty and respect on both sides. You have clearly proven time and time again that you are completely incapable of supporting the BS you spew on here, while laughably attempting to claim some moral high ground.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
did answer your question on Romney's quote. Also, by the fact that you still have not answered those questions, you clearly prove that you have not integrity. If you'd answered, then you would have proven you were neither slow or lacking integrity.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:33 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Lastly,I deny acting like a 12-yr old little troll.I act like a 5-yr old troll!Get your facts straight.I'd do ANYTHING to silence liberals and their annoying irrefutable facts cuz they make my lying ears bleed. Devil, are you listening?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
2nd, you whined like a little girl that I claimed you were slow and lacked integrity. Well, I asked simple questions about Romney's charity, taxes and Obama's own words, yet you NEVER responded. That proves you are slow to answer what was asked. NOTE: I
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:31 am
to a 12-yr old troll, but not to anyone who is rational and read how you were factually destroyed at every turn in those exchanges. Now, the 2 options for this claim is that you are a liar (I don't think so) or are delusional for believing that story.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:29 am
I honestly have to thank you, cranky. Every time I make an a**ertion, you prove it completely. 1st, I claimed you were delusional: you proved that by claiming that you have somehow driven from this site thru your childish attacks. That may be believable
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:26 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Yes, there were some taxes Romney couldn't shelter off-shore, poor soul.It is noble when others give to charity but Mitt hopes we're too stupid to notice when he's using charity to white wash his greed. My BS is complex. Rmoney
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:23 am
Lastly, I neither deny or excuse anyone acting like a 12-yr old little troll on this site. You already know that I support cleaning up this site and what I've tried to do to help. I'll keep trying to help, but it's not all on my shoulders. v/r,
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:19 am
makes it difficult for companies to expand and hire more employees. All in the lie of what is "fair" to Dems. Is it really fair to tax someone's income twice? I don't think so.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:18 am
bite out of a person's income. That's because the $ used to invest in companies comes from the investor who already earned it through other means and it was already taxed at the normal income rate. Raising capital gains taxes destroys investments and
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:17 am
he bypassed the waste of govt programs and helped people. The $ he gave was subtracted from his total taxable income. He was still taxed for ~$16M of income from capital gains. Also remember that capital gains taxes (while lower @ 15%) are the govt's 2nd
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:12 am
Yes, he got a tax credit but accepted less than he was allowed (per this poster) and yes it still counts. It is noble to give to charity but it'd be stupid not to take the tax deduction for it. Our IRS is complex. Because Romney gave $ directly to charity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 2:03 pm

And wtfo, I agree that there are some 12 year old attitudes around here.....but there are some on both sides. If the cons here want to be taken seriously you'll have to clean your own house first (you know which one I mean)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:57 pm

Did Romney get a tax credit for the %30 that he donated? If he did, it doesn't count as generosity, it just counts as common sense.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:33 am
TRANSLATION:Now,if I use the words"courage/honesty",will you please just pretend I'm sincere and tell me what I want to hear?Can you pretend Romney made a big sacrifice for the poor by paying his own taxes?Can't we use old videos of Obama as a redherring?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:29 am
TRANSLATION:Apparently,I need to insult you now since you aren't giving into me.1st:(setting a trap)I admit you are right.2nd:now that I gave you that will you PLEASE just get on the ground and let me walk all over you like a doormat? Got it?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:26 am
TRANSLATION:Yes I do deny Romney's quote.Why won't you give into my whining and just pretend that Romney wasn't caught on ***e dissing half of America?Haven't I whined enough?My tantrums used to work with mom when I wanted a toy.Why don't they work w/you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:23 am
TRANSLATION:I sling mud at other members and at the candidates and don't like being called out on it.Most conservative posters on this site are by Vbattalie and are stark raving mad.When in doubt, resort to condescension and insults to hide insecurity
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:20 am

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